Copernicus called — the world doesn’t revolve around you, Niles.
Frasier refuses to tip valet: 'I validated his existence instead.'
Roz on air again — FCC braces for impact.
Eddie wins 'Best Listener' award; Frasier finishes second.
Niles claims enlightenment after spilling latte on cashmere.
Bebe spotted in confessional — smoke machine visible.
Daphne predicts disaster; Niles brings wine anyway.
Seattle skyline sighs collectively as Frasier begins new show.
Martin declares 'no more opera nights'; Eddie howls in agreement.
Bulldog fined for 'emotional roughing the caller'.
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